" It is universally recognised that the existence of French Bulldogs is conclusive proof of a beneficent deity. French Bulldogs, along with Guinea Pigs, demonstrate through their total vulnerability that providence alone can save them from extinction. As such the importunate abduction of a French Bulldog in Birstall represents a form of blasphemy. The perpetrator was wearing a dark blue bomber jacket, dark blue jeans and a blue woolly hat, with a white zig-zag design on it. This is clearly the uniform of vicious sect and anyone with any information is asked to contact DC Mark Gregory at Kirklees CID on 101."
Bruce wishes it to be known that he is retiring to his 'safe room' until the danger is passed. He remains in dialogue with his psychotherapist, and advises all dogs out there to remain alert.
Bruce wishes it to be known that he is retiring to his 'safe room' until the danger is passed. He remains in dialogue with his psychotherapist, and advises all dogs out there to remain alert.
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